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See Genesis 22:1-18 (bit.ly/1bRw1OP)
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:iconhelixdude:
Helixdude Featured By Owner May 21, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Angels are all a bunch of self-righteous pricks.
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:iconpitnerd:
pitnerd Featured By Owner May 22, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
XD
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Helixdude Featured By Owner May 22, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's why i venerate the Norse pantheon of old.
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gwarnage Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2015
Fuck your god, Holy Mother for the whore she is
Fuck your god, bible thumper preaching threats from hymn
Fuck your god, his revival and the Holy Ghost
Fuck your god; only tell us what we need to know
Fuck your god, pointing fingers and then do as me
Fuck your god, you are nothing and you'll never be
Fuck your god; it is Satan who entrusts my soul
Fuck your god, where the Christians are, I will not go
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:iconpitnerd:
pitnerd Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Headbang! 
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gwarnage Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015
thank you
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ICH-to-Beefree Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
:) funny.
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:iconpitnerd:
pitnerd Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Gracias.
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Schneezahn Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2015   General Artist
:D Amazing !
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:iconpitnerd:
pitnerd Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you!
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Schneezahn Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2015   General Artist
You`re very welcome :D !
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Siveir Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015
Well I have to ask: was it God who asked the sacrifice, or was it a Church (or religion or whatever, the Church as we know it today didn't exist at the time, did it?) who asked to be more important for a man than his own family? Not that it would make a difference for both poor guys...
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LadyFemmeFatale Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015
but the daughter of the Iefte was sacrificed by her father.
it was a sacrifice for jehova, after Iefte won the battle.
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Linkzilla Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2014
If people could only USE THEIR BRAINS or their SENSE OF RATIONALITY, then the Binding of Issac would be the ONLY proof they need to realize that God. Is. A Monster.

What is the Moral of this story? Because God told him to NOT do it at the end, that somehow absolves him of this entire situation? It Doesn't! If anything; it makes God even MORE monstrous. Why? Well let's examine the entire situation.
1; the reason that God invented this little - ahem - "test" is because he's under the impression that no one on Earth should love anything - not their wives, or their children - more than they love him. Wow; kind of demanding for a guy we've never met.
2; He tells Abraham to test his faith in him...By binding his son to an Altar and sacrificing him...Wow; talk about the hypocrisy considering everything that Christians have done to the Pagans over the centuries. But here is a God whose ego is SO huge, the he demands that a man murder his own child in his name.
3; Abraham was a Sheep; plain and simple. He was MORE of a Sheep than what he tried to make Issac into. So naturally the sheep was going to do what was commanded of it, and he was actually going to KILL his own son, to what potentially amounts to a Voice he hears in his head. So finally God comes in and tells him, "No; don't do it. Your devotion to me has been proven. Your son may live."
I mentioned that this makes God MORE monstrous; it does, and here's why. It shows how little God values the Human Psyche. Can you imagine how traumatic it must be for both Issac and Abraham to have gone through that? Issac now has to live the rest of his life with the knowledge that his father was prepared to kill him on command. At this point; leaving him alive almost seems cruel. But does God care about their sanity and mental stability? Of course not.

You got the Title Wrong...This wasn't a Big Joke...it was a Game. This is all a Game to God; a Psychological Game, where God plays with Human Lives for his own amusement to stroke his own Ego. I stand by what I say, that this God is a Monster on the same level of Jigsaw from the Saw Movie Franchise.

This story shows that God doesn't value the Human Mind, and the book of Job shows that God doesn't value Human Life. He is incapable of feeling affection for anything but himself. He is a Liar, a Narcissist, and a Hypocrite.
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pitnerd Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
There you have it!
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sin-and-love Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014
It was normal at the time for a god to demand child sacrifice, so God was trying to show how "He" wasn't like those demons in masks at all.
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gunsche19 Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
You dickhead this was done as a test of loyalty and courage dont know it? Buy a brain...wait no all the brains
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Linkzilla Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2014
A test of Loyalty? Wow...
Huh; so let me ask you something. Why is it that a human asking someone to sacrifice their child as a test of loyalty is considered an abomination, but if God asks you to do it, its okay?

The problem with me asking YOU this question, is that I KNOW exactly what your answer is going to be. So go on Sheep...Let me hear it. C'mon Sheep; "Baaaaaaah." C'mon you little Lamb...Defend your Shepherd; C'mon, "Baah" at me. Defend your Shepherd like the lost sheep you are, when all of us who can THINK, realize that your Shepherd is leading you straight to the slaughter house...
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ZeldaWolfPrincess Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This is a fucking comic. Grow up.
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:iconpitnerd:
pitnerd Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Is this a joke or are you actually this stupid? "...wait no all the brains" What the fuck does that even mean?
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gunsche19 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
IT MEANS YOU NEED A NORMAL BRAIN I DO NOT HATE ATHEIST BUT YOU JUST CROSSED THE BOUNDARY WITH THOSE STUPID PIECES OF SHIT
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ZeldaWolfPrincess Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Your reaction speaks clearly: you are a bigot, so you automatically hate atheists.
Don't like atheist art? Don't look at it. FLAMER.
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gunsche19 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Bödell!

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ZeldaWolfPrincess Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
?
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menapia Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
I'm afraid this stuff was par for the course in that part of the world at the time, some of the local pagan nations did perform human & animal sacrifices to gods like Baal/Bel and the infamous Moloch.  One of the reasons the Romans felt superior to the Carthagians and their middle eastern kin was that they could point at their sacrifice of children
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pitnerd Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Nod Preach it.
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tacoman2341 Featured By Owner May 27, 2014
this reminds me of the book of genesis by Robert crumb because your just telling how it is
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:iconpitnerd:
pitnerd Featured By Owner May 28, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Yup. That's all. Just showing the "holy scriptures" for what they are, warts and all. Mostly warts. Ah fuck it. It's basically a big wart with some nice things said by Jesus that were actually said in much better ways at least five hundred years before by Confucius.

Thanks for the comment!
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menapia Featured By Owner May 26, 2014
Great cartooning, it must've been one hell of an awkward walk back down the mountain after that!
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:iconpitnerd:
pitnerd Featured By Owner May 27, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks!!! And yeah, I'm sure Isaac made sure to walk BEHIND his father so as to keep an eye on 'em. ;) (Wink) 
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FunnelVortex Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
God's a dick.
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Algahiem3 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
True dat!
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pitnerd Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
:highfive: 
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bm23 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Im surprised there hasn't been a comment along the line "it's taken out of context!" or "god works in mysterious ways!" :confused: Anyway, great work! :clap:
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FaolanEternal Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:icontrollestiaplz::iconsaysplz:hey cadance, want to prove yourself to me?
:iconcadanceplz::iconsaysplz: of course celestia!
:icontwilightsparkleplz::iconsaysplz:here we bucking go...
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:iconpitnerd:
pitnerd Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
:lmao 
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FaolanEternal Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hehe thought it was a good comparison :)
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:iconpitnerd:
pitnerd Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
'preciate it! Hug 
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RetroZombie Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2013
Classic! :D
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:iconpitnerd:
pitnerd Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
:dance: 
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Limnoria Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2013
YOU are awesome.

As for the story.... BOOHISS.
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:iconpitnerd:
pitnerd Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
No. Oh no, no, no. YOU are awesome for saying I'm awesome. Naruto Dancing 
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Limnoria Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013
That's a... really weird graphic. o_o
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:iconpitnerd:
pitnerd Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Nod 
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Adralin Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Another funny, yet informative piece!!
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:iconpitnerd:
pitnerd Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Duck Dance Emote 
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Shiroaniko Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, I was taught Bible studies from an early age.  This scene ALWAYS bothered me.  A lot.
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codyrush Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Student Filmographer

 The bible as a book should bother you. It makes my brain scream. Because...people believe this horseshit happened. I'm terrified of that fact. I both worry and wonder that there are three demographics in this country, based on polls, who actually know both their text and other religious text; and they are:

 1)Atheists

 2)Jews

 2)Mormons (or LDS if we're gong to accurate)


 I'm mortified that most people posturing to be Christians haven't a damn clue what that means. It means you believe in the old testament. Wholesale. Because if you don't believe in the bible or at least some piece of alleged Christian text-- be it the gospel of judas or mary or joseph or the book of enoch or the apocrypha---wholesale then your religions is man-made. If you do believe in the bible then you have to accept this lil' gem as doctrine, duet. 22:28-29 And Jesus never once--and I have read the bible very extensively---has never said that law was revoked. Never renounced human slavery and rape. Never said a single word against the bible's homophobia in Leviticus 18:23 or Leviticus 20:13. Neither did his apostles save for Paul, who claimed to be appointed by Jesus. He said plenty in Romans 1. He outright condemned homosexuality.


 And people listen to this illiterate garbage. A lot.

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Shiroaniko Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I've actually attempted to read the bible from cover to cover twice in my life.  (key word attempted, not succeeded)  First when I was a xtian and now more recently that I'm not.  The things I read melted my brain, especially the second time around.  I think I stopped b/c I couldn't take any more.  Plus the massive "plot holes" weren't helping much.
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